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          Viral in Norway 
            (with a nod to Alex Vouri) 
             
            City street, fine brasserie, slip inside, 
            find a seat. Shake piled snow 
              
            off cuckold. Sip Pernod, 
            study the menu, name its font. 
              
            Not Arial, Gil sans. Feast on lamb, 
            frog legs, foie gras, Pastis gascon. 
              
            Top it off — coffee, St. Rémy, 
            crème brûlée. Close your eyes, 
              
            dream a new lover arrives. 
            You move to Provence, become 
             
            a chef. Tweet recipes. In bed. 
            In French. The Mistral blows sheets 
              
            of phyllo dough down the street. 
            Your dream life goes viral in Norway. 
             
            (published by Sleet Magazine) 
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                La Viella Maison by Mary Dale 
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