Heard any good Sasquatch stories lately?  Do you wonder 
          where they are when you're hiking in the woods?  Do you keep 
          a camera handy just in case?           
               I spent a day with a skier from Chile, 
            the guide for some skiers who were exploring new terrain in 
            the British Columbia mountains. It was somewhat of an 
            adventure to ski down a glacier through thick cloud, trusting 
            our success to the confidence of an experienced guide. 
               For a few, getting lost in white out conditions seemed a 
            real possibility. Childhood fears of abandonment came to 
            mind, or possibly getting carried off by bears in the woods 
            below. Unlike Sasquatch, they were seen coming out of 
            hibernation in a grumpy state a few days earlier. Skiers 
            who had seen them were most anxious to finish the tour. 
               The talk, quite logically, was mostly about skiing and 
            other soaring sports, while animal contact lurked in the 
            backs of all our minds. The guide talked at length about a 
            friend of hers who spends a lot of time hang gliding from the 
            ski resort at Portillo, Chile. 
               The hang glidist has gotten so accomplished, he actually 
            soars down the eastern side of the Andes and lands in 
            Argentina. That's not as far-fetched as it sounds if you 
            remember your geography. The border between the two 
            countries is the Andes, and it's about 2000 miles long. 
               The drifter has no trouble hitch hiking back to Chile: 
            picture a fellow standing by the side of the road in the 
            middle of the Pampas with great bundles of sails and struts. 
            Bored, curious truckers are usually his source of return 
            transportation. 
               All that is interesting enough, but think for a moment 
            of the sensation of soaring through the air thousands of feet 
            up, rising on the currents and descending in the pockets. I 
            would call it air surfing. 
               But this is South America we were talking about, where 
            the mountains foster remarkable animal and bird life. 
            
            Soaring condor, courtesy condors-hope.com 
               We have eagles, and they figure big in our national 
            consciousness. Chile and Argentina have condors, and they 
            figure very big indeed in the local lore and mythology. The 
            soaring hang glider flies with the condors - with them, around 
            them and between them. They eye him with curiosity, but 
            otherwise show no sign of being bothered. 
               At this point in the story my new Chilean friend said,"Y'know, that's quite a leap of faith for him to fly with the 
condors. As kids we were scared to death of them." I 
            wondered what was to be afraid of, thinking of the eagles in 
            this country. 
               "When we were little, our parents always threatened that 
  if we didn't behave, a condor would carry us off," she said. 
  Could a condor really do that, I asked. "Well," she 
  continued, "we'd certainly seen them carry off enough sheep." 
            
            Condor wingspan, courtesy Larry Turner 
               The condors, with a wingspan of more than ten feet, 
            would carry up smaller sheep and then drop them. After they 
            were dropped from considerable height, they were no problem 
            to eat. The same thing works on the Pacific Northwest coast with crows and clams. 
               So much for visions of soaring. 
               Do you remember a childhood fear that kept you on the 
  straight and narrow? Not the "Step on a crack, break your 
  mother's back" variety, but more in the line of "Stay close 
  to the house or the Sasquatch will get you." 
               Yesterday's big bad wolf sneaking from the woods becomes 
            today's killer bees migrating ever northward from South 
            America and tomorrow's murder hornets already seen in Washington State. 
               Death by animal is the fear that reflects the opposite 
  of our childhood desires to live among them. "Gorillas in 
  the Mist" captured the imagination of a lot of us. The 
            romance of living with and studying wild animals might be a 
            leftover genetic trait from when some of our ancestors did 
            just that. The successful ones survived, and the ones who 
            couldn't get along with the animals were picked off our 
            family tree. 
               Bertrand Russell said, "Fear is the main source of 
            superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To 
            conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom." 
               It's an uneasy peace we keep with the animal kingdom. 
            We keep some in our homes to live with us, but also build 
            fences around our gardens to keep others out. 
               Most of us can't soar with the condors and aren't 
            inclined to ski with the bears, but we delight in sightings 
            and enjoy vicariously the animal magnetism of adventurers who 
            defy the laws of nature. 
               Even though we chuckle at a good Sasquatch story now and 
          then, we stay alert in the woods just in case.  |